The level of pleasure I find in someone else taking such an uneducated swing at me is immeasurable really. I don't know what i have done to be so fortunate that in a war of wits and words I have found myself fighting unarmed opponents so often, but I am grateful nonetheless. I lack the words to describe the look of total joy that creeps across my face in the form of a maniacal smile when i happened across this little nugget. It truly made my day. A few points on this image before we get into the good stuff:
1. Misspelling the word; your? yor. I mean come on. The least of this guys worries should be someone stealing his bandwidth. He would fail a 2nd grade spelling test for godsake. Now I am not saying i don't misspell words, quite the opposite. I just wouldn't misspell a word if i was sending a demand letter and put my name on it. Note to idiot: Have your mother look over any threatening letters before you post them.
2. He put the address of his shitty website on the bottom? It would be different if it was a recognizable site with some respect. This is a rambling blog with webcams that show his cats sleeping in his "bachelor apartment" and numerous pictures of other cats with captions across them that attempt to be cute and funny and fail miserably at both. You think i am kidding right now dont you?
Here "wiggles" shows a look of complete surprise when a non-recoverable error erases his hard drive.
Whew...too much, too much i tell you.
There is also a moving story about him begging his friends to purchase an air conditioner for his "bachelor apartment" as he is "low on cash right now". Not a dry eye in the room after reading this post.
3. I suppose the thought is that the picture once posted on my site will now appear that I said "I am a bandwidth stealing cocksucker" and "Give me your(sp) cock please!". This guy is good. I wonder how many people saw the picture and wondered why i was suddenly "gay" and begging for cock and admitting that i offended macbros.com. This mac guy is a real rascal.
4. The top link on the site is "about me" and hosts the following picture. No i am not making this up.Never mind the haircut that appears it was bought out of a box, and the raked angle model look, that says "Im both mysterious and magical". Just look at that dazzle in the background! This is a man that wears a goatee for two reasons: to try and hide a weak chin, and as a point of fashion. How many times do you think he had to take his own picture before he arrived at this one? To the untrained eye it may appear to be just another pasty, Canadian, thirty-something with a rapists stare and a beard that looks like he was eating something sticky and then fell face first onto the floor of a barbershop. However I thought something was odd when i first saw this picture. Hmmmm, Why does it seem so familiar? Then it hit me.
I knew i had seen that shirt somewhere. Yes I will take fries with that Mac.
The site isnt all garbage, i did find this article helpful if i am ever incarcerated with no chance of parole that is...
Here is an excerpt from the link "flirting with disaster" with the same photo accompanying it.
Handsome fella isn’t he? Yup he sure is, because it is me. I naturally give off that glow when flirting with the ladies, I believe it gets hypnotic to them. A simple raise of the eyebrow, and a smirk of a smile, but not showing the teeth, since I don’t want to come off as desperate. Just being subtle enough to send the message without any verbal comments to give them the hint. As if to say, “Hey baby. You look fine tonight.” If the look doesn’t go well you can always speak up and say something like, “Awe! Dammit it all!” and when she says , “What?”, you reply with, “Oh nothing, I was just under the impression that I was the only beautiful one here tonight.” I know I’m not the Love Guru or anything, but I’ve got a few compliments on that line. Do you think you have the flirting game down? Extreme Style by VO5 has a web site that features a web game where you compete with others on the internet to see if you have what it takes to flirt with others, and if you are as good as you think you are. You can play the little applet embedded in this post, but going to the site to play Ultimate Flirting Championship is a lot more entertaining since you can play it on a bigger screen and there are more features available, like saving your own character for example.
I think the article shows just how tenuous a grip our friend mac has on reality.
Here is the fun part. The picture below is hotlinked back to Macbros site again from the Air Conditioner story. With a stern warning like "I want yor cock please" you would think i would have learned my lesson. I dont go out like that. I steal your bandwidth and your soul. Thats how i go out.